Risotto or no, the Dharma Initiative drop-shipped some tweaked food. And I'm not even counting the two-gallon drums of ranch dressing.
Last week, Sawyer's Faux-reos had "FULLY HYDROGENATED" blaring across the label.
This week: Dharmalars! How great is that!
I'm picturing Mallomars, but more, y'know, inexplicable and sinister with references to Ambrose Bierce.